Tuesday, February 1, 2011

MEN- Necessary Evil?

Being in an all-girls college has changed the way I perceived myself. It gave me a new identity. Introducing my new path-breaking, convention-defying theory- the THEORY OF THE LOST SPECIES. Main assumption in our theory is the complete absence of male species from a girls’ college (which includes lack of male teachers as well). Although, we distinguish its relevance to engineering institutes.

In such a case, girls involuntarily, un-intentionally and un-knowingly get divided into two different categories- BOYFRIEND girls and GIRLFRIEND girls (BG and GG from now on). Now, before your minds wander tangentially far away from my main theory into a world of homosexuality, let me make this clear- BG are equally feminine! They do not cut their hair short or fight other guys (or BGs) like guys. BGs usually are the kind who attracts maximum female attention (in a positive way, for a change). But despite this fact, BG finds that one GG who she wants to hang out with. It’s BG’s prerogative to make her GG laugh, support her, make her feel special, assure her that she’ll be around when GG starts having doubts about BG’s whereabouts, protecting her and fighting for her. GG is the sweeter one among the two- taking care of BG, scolding her for little things, reminding her of the beautiful things in life and cheering the BG up with a smile.

When exposed to the sudden eye-dazzling presence of Males, these categories, without any palpable change, metamorphose into a homogenous species signifying Beauty, Charm, Tenderness and Mystery- Girls.
Us, Girls. J
Post- ‘Post’- The Theory of Lack of Species will be used for further analysis in the later posts!

6 comments:

  1. Dude, i dont know what category i fall into! :o
    but i'd like to think im a BG :p

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  2. I forgot to add that every GG claims herself to be a BG. but i believe ya! ;)

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  3. listen..
    i knw u'll be trying to slot me into a gg..
    bt im telling u..
    im nt one..
    im completely flexible depending on the company i'm in..
    ;)

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  4. @debasweta- yeah sure debo! of course you are 'sweetheart'. (phew! the amount of effort that goes into making these GGs happy! :P )

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  5. lol..i can see u've already slotted urself in ur preferred category..
    its alright i guess, it ur blog after all..:P
    tho i SHALL have the last laugh 'sweetheart'...;)

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